We should be getting a very special phone call any day in the next 2 weeks, telling us we've been matched with our 2nd daughter and seeing her face for the very first time. In over 4 years of waiting, we've had plenty of time to consider our transportation options...
The Swiper Sweeper is extremely fast, but whiplash is a concern.

We tried the cow, but it MOOOOOOves too slow. It does have excellent methane gas mileage though.

We thought the for-sale sign said "Runs well on gas"... not "grass".

We tried clicking our heals together and repeating "There's no place like China, there's no place like China" but that didn't work. Toto is a great traveller and Rose a great pedaler, but it's not the best option.

The carousel horse was a GREAT idea, until we all got dizzy from going in circles. The music got annoying after a while too.
Receiving many votes for most creative mode of transportation to China, Auntie M and Rose demonstrated their method of Flamingo riding.
I think we will stick with taking an airplane, hopefully traveling sometime in September.
Now. If that phone call would only come...